I bake vegan sweets professionally and write on Vegansaurus for kicks! Sometimes I even recipe-test for VegNews magazine and cookbook authors. The most elegant person in sweatpants you know.
I made fun of my mom for leaving my niece’s poopy diaper in the kitchen (wrapped up in a bag, ready to go in the garbage outside, but I was freaking out that my cat had an accident out of the blue), and she shot back, “I smelled something funny when I was laying on the couch, and I noticed your new shoes were under the coffee table. Do they already stink?”.
I’m really glad I’m moving to LA at 32, as opposed to 22.
It just feels better, now. We’ll see though, won’t we!