My friend Nora almost killed me on our way to Michigan. I’m really good at some things, but being a navigator, reading a map or understanding a gps device — those things are not on that list.
June 2012
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Well, I wasn’t going to drink for a few days, as to prevent redness in the face and alcohol bloat for this wedding in Michigan tomorrow. That pact was swiftly forgotten with a near blackout session last night. My life is in shambles around me.
Just kidding! No, it’s not! Obviously I can afford flights three quarters way across the country, in the summer — I’m not doing so badly!
Off to Chicago! It’s cute everyone is telling me where to eat, LIKE I DIDN’T LIVE THERE FOR 3 YEARS.
http://vegnews.com/articles/page.do?pageId=4652&catId=2 →
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When you do what you love, you’re not even working. Source is #1 on this list, and it means SO MUCH. I wrote emails, I devised a menu, I did me.
This is what I’ve been working for! I’m not even kidding! VegNews acknowledged me (kind of, not directly, but I can still be excited!)! GAWD, YOU GUYS I MADE THIS HAPPEN!!!!!
Am I ready for my vacay? To get some time away?
The bags under my eyes say “YES!!”.
Chan Marshall just did this interview, where she said she cut off all her hair and started dressing like a boy again.
Like, yeah. That’s what I do! Everyone is like “Jenny, you’d be so pretty if you’d just grow your hair out”.
But fuck that.
I like having short hair. I like dressing like a boy. I’ll never have long flowing locks. Sometimes I grow my hair out. Sometimes I get it my shoulders.
But mostly, I like having short hair. I like being boyish.
At 8:30am I woke to the sound of birds.
Crows, to be precise.
Three screaming crows outside my window, clamoring for bread.
I don’t even have any more bread in my house, because I fed it all to the crows.
I had to forage in the cupboard for a granola bar, which they seemed to enjoy.
What is your alarm clock made of? Plastic and shit?
Mine is made of intelligent birds.
My phone. And sometimes I sleep through the alarm (mostly happens when I’m hung over — surprise, surprise).
Dear Coquette: On fun sized advice. →
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To what extent should a partner’s romantic past matter in a relationship?
Only to the extent that either of you can’t leave it there.
What do you think about marrying your first love? Does everyone have to go through heartbreak?
Do what makes you happy, but you’re a…
It’s official. I’ve boarded the Nicki Minaj train.
Haters gonna hate! Gossipers gonna gossip! But keep yappin’ cause I like to be on your mind. Gotta do me, bitches!
