Vegan Pastry Chef by Day, Blogger by Nights and Weekends. Elegant Lady. Party Animal.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
At 8:30am I woke to the sound of birds.
Crows, to be precise.
Three screaming crows outside my window, clamoring for bread.
I don’t even have any more bread in my house, because I fed it all to the crows.
I had to forage in the cupboard for a granola bar, which they seemed to enjoy.
What is your alarm clock made of? Plastic and shit?
Mine is made of intelligent birds.
My phone. And sometimes I sleep through the alarm (mostly happens when I’m hung over — surprise, surprise).
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My phone. And sometimes I sleep through the alarm (mostly happens when I’m hung over — surprise, surprise).
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jusqualafin said:
Used to be cats, now my phone. Sometimes - soon to be all the times - it’s you.
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purpleishboots said:
Two African gray parrots, actually, are mine. :/
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